Tina Fey is the Same Old Bitch

I’ll be quick…

I just peeped that corny ass pseudo-feminist rant. I’m guessing it was actually written by a man…after all, all of the “Women’s News” before Hillary Clinton focused on:

  • Lindsey Lohan’s photo shoot and her appearance

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  • Linkages between health and obesity in “middle-aged women”
  • Kirstie Alley’s weight loss or lack thereof…

And that was it.

Hillary’s candidacy was introduced in the context of women being deluded into following the recommendations of America’s only self-made female billionaire. Essentialism doesn’t work. If it did, psychotic women like Michelle Malkin and Anne Coulter would make much better candidates than Hillary ever could. They ratcheted up the “Bitch Game” to levels where they can compete with the most chauvinistic and patriarchal of talk show hosts. If Hillary’s candidacy was all about her gender, she wouldn’t need the help of comedians who need the help of writers still obsessing over the appearance of women like Lindsey Lohan and Kirstie Alley. And if Tina Fey was the real bitch she claims to be, she’d have said, like former CIA agent Gloria Steinem suggested in the New York Times, that bitch isn’t the new “black”; it’s the new “nigger.” But then, we all know that’s not true. As long as there is breath in an old nigger, there won’t be any new niggers – least of all white women who still have the luxury (if it can be called that) of snuggling up next to the original nigger snatcher. She can call him “honey” or “son” or “daddy.” Now, ain’t that a bitch!

And that’s why this campaign is already over.

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