Someone Has to Keep It Really Real 'Round this Muhphukka

Far be from me to hate on the New Yorker magazine – actually, it ain’t that far.  The key question: “Who do rich white people like more – Snoop Dogg or the Pussycat Dolls?”   Rich people like pimps because they like ho’s.  Most rich people are men (at least according to Forbes’ hit list) – especially when you roll through Cipriani’s.  And why do rich MEN people like ho’s? The story goes that ho’s are not paid to sleep with you, they’re paid to leave in the morning.  The Pussycat Dolls are not ho’s – they’re just entertainers.  Snoop D-O-double G, however, is part of the Girls Gone Wild empire.  Pimpin’ may not be easy or ethical, but it is adored at Cipriani’s.Is that politically correct? Phuk no. Is that how the economics work? Most definitely.

clipped from nymag.com The Pussycat Dolls at Cipriani last night.Photo: Getty Images The Cipriani/Deutsche Bank concert series opened its third season at Cipriani Wall Street last night, continuing its tradition of bringing artists like Mary J. Blige and Kanye West to perform private concerns for finance types and the pretty young things who may or may not love them. This year’s series benefits UNICEF and the Sarah Ferguson Foundation, and opening night finally answered an age-old question: Who do rich white people like more, Snoop Dogg or the Pussycat Dolls?

I can’t say whether or not rich Black folk prefer Snoop Dogg to the Pussycat Dolls, but I do know how to find out.