Sirius Bark by Temple3

April 30, 2007

Guilty By Association

Filed under: Culture, Politics, Power — Temple3 @ 3:46 pm

How did it come to this? Where did the capacity to separate the good from the bad, the part from the whole, and the beginning from the end get lost. All at once, everything I like is brilliant, beautiful and built to last. Everything that you love is ugly, ungodly and evidence of our undoing. In the space of less than two decades, the baby has been thrown in with the bathwater – and they’re both on their way out.

Listen:

“It’s worth restating what I’ve said in previous columns: the tattoos, cornrows, sagging pants, hostile attitude, anti-snitching philosophy, down-low sexual lifestyle, rep-your-‘hood mantra and instant-gratification approach to life – the tenets of hip hop culture [my emphasis] — are all taken straight from the penitentiary.”

- Jason Whitlock, AOL Black Voices

In this piece, Whitlock puts together a mish mosh of pieces that don’t fit. I will not quote at length to illustrate because it would be piling on – and I’m good at that, but I’m trying to be more gracious and patient. The mish, here, is that Jason never does explain the fullness of hip hop culture. He simply makes a connection to the culture of the penitentiary and moves on as if his proclamation were the equivalent of a logical demonstration. Guilt by association. The mosh is John McWhorter’s latest contribution to the Piss Poor Bullshit Anti-Black Cultural Conflation Award.

I suspect that if Whitlock were born in another era, he might have been the guy who led the posse around to string up folks for all manner of crimes against the townsfolk. Sometimes he’d be right. Sometimes he’d be wrong. And, if an innocent man or three were hanged, it would have been acceptable collateral damage. He is making a pot roast where Americans can gorge themselves on the sins of the sons. Hip-hop music and hip hop culture are the problem. In the Good Old Days before hip-hop when Teddy Pendergrass and Barry White and were exclusively focused on pussy, things were better. The only real rabble rousers then were that blind kid from Saginaw and that damn Rasta in Jamaica.

Never mind that the R&B millionaires of their era largely sat by quietly as the major battles of their generation were lost. Never mind that the cultural imperative of white folk during the 70’s was about pacification and dulling the senses. Thousands of apolitical, nonsensical classics were pressed and there was no cultural conduit for the politics of the 1960’s save for a few artists. It was hip hop culture – not Whitlock’s bullshit recollections of his youth culture – which picked up that mantle and galvanized a generation. Hip hop culture, until recently, was defined by progressive Black nationalism. It wasn’t perfect, but it wasn’t apolitical. It was contextual and it engaged on many levels with the struggles of the time. And it required skills. Break dancing was never easy and it was never for everyone. DJ’s spent hours upon hours digging in the crates of those 1950’s, 60’s and 70’s love songs and other classics to provide the back drop for the music. MC’s used to battle one another in person. Perish the thought. No one has a DJ. No one battles. Everyone is all studio all the time. Artists don’t dance. The dancers dance and some don’t actually dance – they just undress slowly and repeatedly. Not everyone – then or now – knows how to do a live show. But this thing of ours is this thing of ours – and it is solely and exclusively what outsiders say that it is. After all, that first penitentiary connection to hip-hop was not about criminality, it was about incarcerated Black political prisoners…and at the time, it was hip-hop artists (more than any other genre) who invoked the names of Geronimo Pratt, Mumia Abu-Jamal and others. There weren’t any love songs about JiJaga Pratt coming from RCA or Elektra or Arista or MCA or Sony.

And this was problematic for alot of people. Hip-hop was not passive on the question of police brutality or apartheid or miseducation or excessive incarceration or presidential malfeasance. It wasn’t R&B with a strict, docile, desensitizing, objectifying focus on fucking. It wasn’t the fruit of Whitlock’s loins. Far from it.

Today, the commercial hip-hop that is widely circulated and endorsed is not the full spectrum of the genre. For the sake of argument, let’s say Whitlock was from Philly instead of Nellie-ville and let’s assume he’d actually heard some real hip-hop in his youth – and let’s further assume that he heard the Roots and kicked their beats in his ride…instead of some tired ass love song that reminded of some sexin’ he did back in high school under the bleachers. Let’s imagine that the hip-hop of his youth was actually Public Enemy and X-Clan and KRS-One and Queen Latifah and Paris. He wouldn’t be talking that stoopid shit about hip-hop culture. Nope.

He probably would have said something like,” The punkified, pressed hair R&B culture that I grew up really messed our generation up. We became so caught in these love songs that we forgot about the struggle of our parents – and we worked hard to get jobs, but alot of didn’t get jobs and we never established that community – except we found someone to sing love songs to in the shower – but we didn’t invest in our children’s creativity. We invested in sending them to the same dysfunctional schools that we went to. We didn’t invest in their prowess as creators of culture. We could have locked up hip-hop when it was banned from MTV, but we didn’t do it. Too many love songs. We could have created the cultural and archival support to own and drive this music, but we didn’t. We were too busy singing love songs. Doo-be, doo-be doo.”

And that would be just as false as what he authored today. There are some kernels of truth, but you can’t run with this.

Whitlock won’t write that because it would hit too close to home. And the question of how young Black men and women with a nationalist vision were displaced by Black and white folk within this genre begs for an answer. These people are still around and they didn’t define hip hop as a penitentiary culture. Big Daddy Kane was as much about tapping ass as Teddy P. or Barry (ask Madonna), but he wasn’t about the pen. Neither was Doug E. Fresh or Kurtis Blow or many of the other icons. Ignoring the intrusion of corporate gangsterism into the marketing, distribution and profitability of this genre is not his game. Jason is responding to the symptoms of the disease and he has no cure.

If you want to fix hip-hop, stop calling bullshit that masquerades as authentic “hip-hop.” Just because a performer says a few nonsensical words that sometimes rhyme does not mean this is “hip-hop.” If it were that simple, Karl Rove would be topping the charts after his Al Jolson act a few weeks ago. If you want to draw children away from all the bad things associated with penitentiary culture, create viable economic and cultural opportunities for them to grow – and stop wasting my time with these articles about what’s wrong with hip-hop culture. You do not know what you’re talking about. And as for the damage count between Imus and Cam’ron, I suggest you keep counting.

Finally, that doesn’t mean Cam’ron is correct. Far from it. He’s lost his mind – and that happened years ago. If you’re a Harlem-based artist who wants to keep it real and you are too phukkin lazy to get up off your ass and call the Guardians and Eric Adams to bring some justice to your neighborhood, then fuck you and all your albums. And if you say you don’t know them, you ain’t no real street muhfucka neither. You can’t have it both ways. But that’s just me.

2007 NBA Playoffs – 7 Things I Know

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1. The most entertaining series of the first round has been between the Dallas Mavericks and the Golden State Warriors. I said last week that the Mavericks were in trouble because they have the kind of fundamental match up problems that are nearly impossible to mask. The Warriors have won 7 of their last 8 games versus the Mavericks. The Warriors point guard Baron Davis is dominating. He is playing defense, scoring the ball from inside and outside, rebounding and making great passes to wide open (or not so wide open) teammates. He is the MVP of this series and Dallas’ Dirk Nowitzki has been reduced to a footnote. Only Josh Howard has played with the all-around skill, tenacity and consistency to propel the Mavericks forward, and it’s not enough. Howard needs help but it will not be coming because the Warriors have the cavalry locked up in the fort. It is likely that if Baron Davis and Stephen Jackson had remained composed in Game 2, the Warriors would have figured out a way to win that game as well. The Mavs have averted a sweep, but this series may cause them to reevaluate their entire roster, and the value of one Dirk Nowitzki.

2. The Chicago Bulls are better than the Miami Heat. I didn’t need to watch a single game of this series to figure that out. I believe the Heat should be pleased to have made the playoffs given the age of their roster, the depleted skills of their veterans and the injury to Dwyane Wade (I spelled it the way he does, so back up off me!). The Bulls are a very impressive team. They have young, highly skilled offensive and defensive players who are clearly on the same page. The Bulls also have very strong personalities without tremendous egos. Scott Skiles, Ben Wallace, Ben “Madison Square” Gordon and Kirk Heinrich are all mentally tough, determined professionals who allow their tenacity and production to speak to the media and to fans. With each of these players, you know what you’re getting. You don’t need soundbites or “bulletin board material” or anything else. I’m not saying these guys are the strong, silent type – they’re not. They’re the strong, kick you in your ass type. They’ll need to be that way against Detroit.

3. Allen Iverson has already cost Denver this series. The window of opportunity for the Denver Nuggets to shock the world and defeat the San Antonio Spurs has closed. As much as I dig AI, he takes too many bad shots…too many shots with a low probability of going in…too many high risk-high reward jumpers. As one of the NBA’s elite players, he’s earned the right to chuck (I suppose), but this is a different moment. The Nuggets have some significant match up advantages against the Spurs, but the Nuggets still have Steve Blake. Blake does not afford the Nuggets the luxury of attacking the Spurs 1-5. He will not consistently knock down open jumpers, nor will he consistently beat Parker or Ginobli or anyone else off the dribble. So, Iverson has to make a higher percentage of his shots…the Nuggets have to convert a higher percentage of their possessions into points. AI is contributing to the Nuggets shooting themselves out of this series. If the Nuggets commit to taking better shots, they increase the interior advantage that Nene, Carmelo and Marcus Camby have over the Spurs. Its time to pound or go fishing.

4. The New Jersey Nets are fun to watch when Vince Carter can relax. Vince still gets a little uptight. The Toronto Raptors were fun while they lasted, but appear to be down their last round. They should use it on themselves and save the Nets the expense of a flight to Toronto. Jason Kidd and company have business in Cleveland. Kidd is the controller of the “fun button” for this offense and Richard Jefferson is not all the way back. Vinsanity is the difference. When he is rolling, the Nets can play with any team in the league. Carter, though, still appears to me as a fragile figure when immersed in confrontational scenarios. His greatest moments never seem to come in the heat of memorable battles, but as part of lesser contests. He is an exceptional talent, but he still has mountains to climb.

5. And so does his cousin. Tracy McGrady is not all that. Call me crazy. I’ve seen him do incredible things that very few players today can do, but… I’ve seen the Rockets lose a playoff series because he could not successfully inbound the ball. I’ve seen his teams consistently lose playoff matchups they should win. I’ve seen Carlos Boozer terrorize his entire franchise without so much as a whimper of opposition. When Dallas’ Roy Tarpley (a 6′10, 245 pound artisan) began to dominate the Lakers in a 1980’s playoff series, Magic Johnson said, “Enough.” He changed responsibilities, guarded Tarpley and put an end to the madness and the Mavericks. When Clyde Drexler even thought about winning a championship in Portland, Michael Jordan brought him back to reality. The nation watched Clyde wither and Jordan soar. If Tracy is to join the pantheon, he has to score AND stop Carlos Boozer and any other upstart Jazz man from walking out of this series with a W. Until he steps up like that, I don’t want to hear it.

6. Lamar Odom just kills me. He starts out with his left hand from the free throw extended…goes between the legs, sheds a defender, gathers himself after one dribble…now he’s in the paint – he goes up strong, puts the ball in his left hand and goes up some more, reaches back and SLAMS the ball down over the outstretched arms of Amare Stoudamire. And it looked EASY. Could you do that once a quarter? If Odom played like that – and told Kobe to kiss his ass (even if it was only in his mind), the Lakers would be better off.

7. Chauncey Billups is going to be a tough out. There are only three point guards left who can match his physicality (Golden State’s Baron Davis, New Jersey’s Jason Kidd, and Utah’s Deron Williams). Billups is younger than Kidd – and he shoots better. He is more experienced than Williams. If you’re Cleveland or Chicago, he is going to give you fits. If you’re New Jersey he’s going to give you fits – just maybe not every single game. Chauncey is Mr. Big Shot. As long as he is in the driver’s seat, the Pistons have a better than average chance of doing some damage. If I’m Scott Skiles, I probably start the series with Luol Deng on Billups. (I hear you screaming – “Who’s gonna guard Tayshaun Prince?” Often times, he guards himself by not shooting enough – so I’d cross that bridge when I arrived and not a moment sooner.) I’d put Gordon on Hamilton and Heinrich on Prince – with help in the box and lots of rotations that included Tyrus Thomas on Prince and Chris Duhon on Billups – and then trust that guys like Nocioni and others will make enough shots to advance. But, if it’s close and Chauncey has the rock down the stretch, you can probably forget about it.

2007 NFL Draft Recap I – All New England

The conventional wisdom coming out of the draft is that the New England Patriots took huge strides toward another Super Bowl appearance in February 2008. I thought they did the same thing last year – but they used a totally different approach. Last year, the Patriots had a number of quality tight ends like Ben Watson, Daniel Graham and Christian Fauria. I thought the Pats would play power ball with Dillon and Maroney and run roughshod over the AFC East. I was suprised by the late season emergence of Reche Caldwell, Jabar Gaffney and a wide open passing game sans Deion Branch. It worked so well that the Patriots led the Colts 21-6 at halftime in Indianapolis and were 30 minutes away from facing the Bears.

Things fell apart from there, but the Patriots did not make minor additions and tweaks to their approach. They’ve reinvented themselves – again – and sit poised to make the strongest run at the Super Bowl in 2007-08. Full disclosure: I hate the Patriots. As a Steelers fan, I have 4005 reasons (2001 playoffs + 2004 playoffs) to hate that team. Yesterday, I was getting calls from Giants fans, Jets fans and just about everyone else crying about the Patriots offseason moves. If you haven’t been counting, here it is:

Randy Moss from Oakland

Kelley Washington from Cincinnati

Donte Stallworth from Philadelphia

Torey James from Cincinnati

Sammy Morris from Miami

Adalius Thomas from Baltimore

Wes Welker from Miami

That’s painful. And then they started drafting players from college:

Round 1: Miami’s standout free safety, Brandon Merriweather. More pain. The rest of the Patriots draft passed rather quietly, but I imagine that a couple of these players will make the squad. Training camp is going to be a bitch!

Tom Brady will have bigger, faster, more athletic targets than any quarterback in the AFC. He started and ended last season as the most accomplished, most clutch, coolest quarterback in the league – and now he adds Moss, Stallworth, Welker and Washington! Unbelievable.

NFL defenses are going to have their hands full when the Patriots go to a single back formation with a tight end (Ben Watson, 4.4/40), and Moss, Stallworth and anyone else on the field. If it’s Chad Jackson (last year’s second round pick from Florida), look out. If it’s Wes Welker, it won’t be any easier. If it’s Kelley Washington, it will be ugly. Over the past few years, the Patriots have had a difficult time with the Broncos and Chargers (excluding last years playoff game, which the Chargers went out of their way to lose) and Colts. With these running and receiving options, the Pats now have a formidable counter attack for Champ Bailey, the speedy cover linebackers of the Chargers and the Cover 2 of the Colts.

The New England Patriots will be everyone’s favorite to win the Super Bowl next year. You won’t get any argument from me – for now.

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I know he’s smiling on the inside.

April 28, 2007

2007 NFL Draft – Running Commentary – Picks 26-32

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Number 26. Dallas Cowboys select Purdue’s Anthony Spencer. I’ve already hit on this one. Great job. Spencer has all the tools to contribute to this team for years. He comes highly recommended and should be productive working in tandem with DeMarcus Ware and the rest of a good Dallas defense.

Number 27. The Saints take Tennessee’s Robert Meachem.

Meachem is 6′2 and about 215. Big deal. So am I. Well, sort of. I’m taller and heavier and older and slower, but the point is that “measurables” like this are no guarantor of success. Tennessee receivers have also been hit or miss in the NFL. Some of the bigger Vol misses have been Peerless Price, Marcus Nash and Joey Kent. Some of the bigger hits have been Carl Pickens, Anthony Miller, and Willie Gault. Donte Stallworth is trying to catch more than 70 balls in a season and get out of purgatory. He’ll have a shot in New England with Tom Brady. Meachem will get his chance with Drew Brees – in the city than Stallworth left in order to change the trajectory of his career. Meachem can do it all – but I’m a little wary right now…I was going through some of his clips – and he’s a classic body catcher. He does not catch the ball with his hands in a fundamentally sound fashion. Of course coaches can fix this habit, but it should have been fixed in high school. It should have been fixed in college. It will not get fixed in NFC South games against DeAngelo Hall and Chris Gamble and Ronde Barber. When Brees hit a rocket to Meachem that he doesn’t catch, it will bounce off of his body and will go right to endzone with the convey of defenders trailing any or all of the aforementioned Pro Bowl-caliber DBs. Joe Horn is gone. He won’t mentor young Bobby. Bobby may not want to hear it from Marques Colston or Devery Henderson, but he better listen to someone. Receivers who do not receive with their hands are liabilities – even if they run fast. Receivers who catch with their hands (Exhibit A: Torry Holt) are always a threat to score – and they have long careers, all else being equal.

Number 28. Joe Staley, Central Michigan. Nice. Heard a lot of good things. Haven’t seen him. I like the way the 49ers are picking. I can live with this pick.

Number 29. Ben Grubbs, Auburn. I like Auburn’s offensive linemen. They turn out some sound guys who like to smash defenders in the grille. Don’t remember Grubbs, but that’s a solid pick for a highly regarded player. Most importantly, the Ravens have been doing good things with offensive line draft picks. The book on Grubbs is that he lacks the versatility (read athleticism) to play tackle. This would have made him a higher first round pick. Instead, he goes at the bottom of the first round – and has a chance to start for a playoff caliber team.

Number 30.  Craig Davis, LSU.  Davis is the second receiver from LSU to get drafted in the first round.  Len Pasquarelli of ESPN wrote an article postulating that Ohio State (Ginn, Gonzalez), LSU (Bowe, Davis) and USC (Jarrett, Smith) could have two receivers taken early in the draft.  LSU is the first to get two off the board.  Davis is exactly what the Chargers need.  I think the Chargers are wanting more than they’re getting from that Tennessee receiver Eric Parker.  Davis will compete for Parker’s spot on this team – and this is a coveted role because the receivers have an opportunity (though limited) to be productive because Tomlinson and Gates command so much attention.  Charger receivers NEVER get hit by safeties.  It’s damn near a cushy job.  Parker may have ruined his opportunity.  Davis is the man of the moment.

The Tigers have been absolutely balling for the past few years.  There seems to be a sense of pride and energy with their draft picks that suggests future success.  Marcus Spears, Chad Lavalais, Brady James, Devery Henderson and others have been productive players.  The new crop of guys entering the league are really trying to show they can be elite performers.  I believe the Chargers do a solid job of diagnosing talent – and the “it” factor with prospects.  I like Davis to stick and possibly supplant Parker as a favorite of Philip Rivers.

Number 31.   Greg Olson, Miami.  The Bears have a good pass catching tight end with great size and the capacity to spread defenses.  That’s what Rex Grossman needs.  Grossman doesn’t have bad games, he has disaster games.  His games increase insurance rates and send women and children running for cover.  And there is no room in the fox holes filled with GM’s and coaches like Steve Spurrier who sang Rex’s praises.

[2nd Round Note - as I catch up: The Philadelphia Eagles know Mel Kiper took my crack pipe.  They took Kevin Kolb ahead of Drew Stanton.  It's  a super high draft pick and indicates Philly is concerned about Donovan's health - and they should be.  I like Kolb.  I saw him play a couple of times.  He played in a wide open system, but he seemed to be better than a mere "system" QB.  I like his upside.  He is a coaches son and may have a Kurt Warner/arena football type awareness of complicated pass defenses that allows him to do some things quicker than most.  It's not as if Andy Reid doesn't know quarterbacks.  Works for me.  By the way, if McNabb goes down, Romo struggles and Kolb plays well, Dallas can say, "Damn!"  Then again, the Eagles may be too smart for their own good.]
Number 32.  Anthony Gonzalez, Ohio State.  The Colts make a great pick here.  Gonzalez can do it all – and he does it hyperbaric style.

Gonzalez could actually retire as a Colt.  He reminds me of Marvin Harrison.  Quiet, pristine route runner, icy professional with lots of personality off the field.  The rich get richer as Manning adds AG to an arsenal that includes Canton-bound Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dallas Clark and Joseph Addai.  That’s nice.

It’s a wrap.  So concludes the longest first round in the history of the NFL.  Damn.

The early winners have to be the Cleveland Browns, the Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings and the Washington Redskins.  I like what each of these teams accomplished.  The early losers are the Miami Dolphins.  I believe they reached for Teddy Ginn and may yet live to regret it.  It’s not that Ginn isn’t a solid player capable of big things – it’s that I don’t see him warranting such a high selection.  I’m still waiting to see if the Lions trade the rights to Calvin Johnson.  If they keep him, it simply adds to the recurring cost of failed WR selections in Charles Rodgers and the yet-to-produce Mike Williams.  Tick tock.

2007 NFL Draft – Running Commentary – Picks 21-25

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Still catching up: bear with me.

(The Eagles just made a trade with the Cowboys. Huh? The Eagles traded with the Cowboys? That’s rare (I think) to see two rivals trade for draft picks, especially after the draft has begun. I’ll be looking for an ESPN graphic on that one. The Eagles give up their number 1 for a 2, 5 and 6. Dallas must really want someone. Whomever it is was likely to come off the board and go to the Saints or Patriots.

Mel Kiper stole my crack pipe. He thinks Drew Stanton is the next best QB in the draft. Stanton has presided over more collapses than any QB alive or dead in the history of NCAA football. Ain’t no way in hell he’s the best remaining QB in the draft. Mel, give me my pipe back.

Dallas takes Anthony Spencer from Purdue. Good solid pick. #3 overall pick Joe Thomas and #5 pick Levi Brown both said Spencer was their most difficult matchup on the field. Heady praise from the top of the draft. Solid, solid pick. Good job Tuna! The three guys the Iggles get better turn out to be better than Spencer – okay I’m working my way back now…)

Number 21. Reggie Nelson…made a huge name for himself in Florida’s dominant win over Ohio State. Nelson has all the tools and a solid work ethic. The Jag-wires have a more than adequate replacement for one of my favorite players Deon Grant. Nice job and big up to the Jags GM, James Harris.

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Oh, this way back machine here goes all the way back to Harris and Jackie Slater and Lawrence McCutcheon and Jack Youngblood and Nolan Cromwell and Chuck Know and WHAT!?! – west side, old school LA Rams boyeee!!

Number 22. Brady Quinn goes home to the Cleveland Browns. And suddenly, Phil Savage is looking really good. Joe Thomas and Brady Quinn in the first round. That’s a coup. Of course, if these two fellas don’t work out, someone is getting fired. It could be Romeo, it could be Phil. It could be both. Cleveland, as I said at the top has LeCharles Bentley. They picked up Eric Steinbach. He’s very good. Now they have Thomas. Kellen Winslow, Il Duce is locked in at tight end. Braylon Edwards is the all-world wide receiver. The pieces are in place. Add chemistry and mix. The Browns will benefit from playing a last place schedule – but they still have to play the Steelers twice, the Bengals twice and the Ravens twice…and each of those teams fully expect to beat the Browns twice a year, every year forever.

Number 23. Eddie Kennison’s fantasy football stock just went up. The Kansas City Chiefs finally added a decent wide receiver. The Chiefs receivers have been atrocious for too long. The tragedy began with the inauspicious selection of Michigan’s Derrick Alexander years ago. He was mediocre and never delivered on the promise of his potential. The Chiefs then tried their luck at Florida State. Chiefs management didn’t get the memo. FSU is hit and miss with wide receivers. Fred Biletnikoff, Laveranues Coles, Anquan Boldin and Javon Walker were hits. The misses: Peter Warrick (Bengals). For KC Draftniks it was Tamarick Vanover and Snoop Minnis and Craphonso Thorpe – DAMN!! It could just as easily have been Kez McCorvey or Lawrence Dawsey.  (The Chiefs did draft Joe Horn, but didn’t keep him.)  LSU’s Dwayne Bowe is a different type of receiver – in the mold of an Anquan Boldin. Bowe is bigger and more physical (especially as an enthusiastic run blocker) than the historic preferences of the Chiefs. Bowe should be a good fit. His presence will make it more difficult for teams to double Kennison over the top. He should also give the Chiefs an option for weak side runs with Larry Johnson without putting Tony Gonzalez in a must-block position. If Bowe can block effectively, hold down his corner, and spring Johnson once or twice a game, that amounts to another 30 or 40 yards per game and 2 to 3 minutes of possession. It’s the little things.

By the way, I am aware that LSU’s wide receiver tradition is less distinguished than Florida State’s, but the point above, was really about the style of play. The successful FSU receivers have been very physical players and not simply fast or quick route runners. Bowe’s physicality is evident in that video…it’s all crunkified and what not!

Number 24. Brandon Merriweather. Safety, Miami. Drafted by the Patriots. If the Patriots want him in this spot, he’s going to play along the lines of an Ed Reed or a Sean Taylor. I don’t doubt it for a minute…do you? Merriweather will team with Eugene Wilson (safety, and former Illinois cornerback) to form one of the best ball hawking secondaries in the entire league. The exotic defenses that the Patriots run will look alot sexier with those two hanging in the back – and taking turns blitzing the hell out of quarterbacks. This is another lights out tandem.

Number 25. Carolina Panthers take Miami LB Jon Beason. Miami sucked ass this year. That hurt by recollections of Beason. I only recall that team getting trounced by LSU at the end of the last bowl season and 2 other things: the fight with Florida Atlantic and the pre-game showboating exhibition at Louisville. The Cardinals promptly proceeded to smack that Sugar Cane ass around. So, I’ll take it as an article of faith that if John Fox wants you to play linebacker for him, you can.

Miami has really turned out some great linebackers over the years. If Beason is remotely as good as Jonathan Vilma of the Jets, the Panthers can stop worrying about the other Cane, Dan Morgan.

2007 NFL Draft – Running Commentary – Picks 16-20

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Number 16: The Packers jump into the “Way Back Machine” hoping to resurrect Reggie White’s on field spirit by drafting Justin Harrell. Hmmph. We’ll see. I’ve got nothing here. Harrell missed a bunch of games. I don’t remember him as a player – but Tennessee turns out some SERIOUS defensive linemen. Exhibit A: John Henderson.

Number 17.  Ok…I’m way behind.  I spent some quality time on the phone…but I’m back (NOTE: Brady Watch is over…more on this later.)  The Denver Broncos are simply committed to being light in the ass, but really fast.  Florida DE Jarvis Moss is the pick here.  I suppose he’ll be used as a hybrid type player.  The Broncos already have arguably the fastest linebacking corps in the league (Ian Gold and DJ Williams).  Moss has a tremendous upside and is definitely going to work hard.  He’s a battler.  I don’t know if he gives the Broncos what they need most – a real anchor in their defense.  The loss of Al Wilson won’t be overcome with smoke and mirrors.  I’ll have to read up to see how they are going to deal with that.  Perhaps they can pick up some help later in the draft.  (Side Note:  Damn I’m glad the Steelers didn’t take Penn State’s Paul Posluzny.)

Number 18.  Damn, and double damn.  Leon Hall is going to the hated Cincinnati Bengals.  Nice pick.  Hall is the perfect player for Marvin Lewis’ system.  He’s smart, fast and fundamentally sound.  Mel Kiper says Hall ran a 4.39/40, but clearly did not play that fast in some big games.  Of course, Ohio State and USC both avoided him like the Bubonic Plague in their games.  As easily as USC dismantled Michigan in the Rose Bowl, it was achieved almost exclusively at the expense of Morgan Trent, not Hall.  In fact, Leon avoided the highlight film until the outcome was decided – and then was promptly torched by Jarrett and Steve Smith.  I like how Leon Hall will provide solid run support for the Bengals.  He can play zone and has demonstrated the capacity to catch the ball.  Solid pick.

Number 19 and 20.  Texas two-step.  Michael Griffin and Aaron Ross.  The Titans take Michael Griffin.  Excellent pick.  Griffin is a baller.  He is big, strong, versatile and has produced in big spots.  Griffin is the type of safety that teams are looking for.  He’s a middle-class version of LaRon Landry.  His backfield mate Aaron Ross is an excellent corner.  I enjoyed watching Ross this year – and last.  He was solid against the run and great in pass coverage.  Solid pick for the New York Giants.  The Giants have had some trouble in the secondary over the past few years.  The Giants have to believe that Corey Webster will come into his own next year.  Ross and Webster give the Giants two big, physical corners that allow them to matchup well against teams in their division.  Of course, they still don’t have someone to chase Santana Moss all over the field.  Now that Joe Gibbs is over his Christo-centric “My QB’s gotta luv Jesus” Phase, he has a real chance at winning with Jason Campbell – and Moss has a chance to recapture his glory of 2005.  The Giants still need help in the secondary.  1 down, 1 to go.

2007 NFL Draft – Running Commentary – Picks 11-15

Number 11: The San Francisco 49ers selected Patrick Willis, LB, Mississippi. I’ve had the opportunity to see Willis play a few times (usually on Thursday nights on ESPN). Willis strikes me as a sound, intuitive football player with great recognition skills. He plays through the tackle and through the whistle. What does that mean? It means that if he hits you, you will go down hard. It means he will not be pulling Mattias Kiwanukas and letting you go because he thinks he hears the whistle or is afraid of drawing a roughing the passer penalty. It means if you’re in the grasp, you’re staying in the grasp until you’re in the turf. Mike Nolan is drafting players in the image of his former squad. The 49ers have already proven they CAN BEAT THE SEAHAWKS in SEATTLE – and with Gore and Smith poised to improve, this team is on the move.

ESPN is kicking off the full-fledged Brady Watch.

Just a thought here: the Dolphins are NOT crazy for wanting to wait for Daunte Culpepper. Culpepper, when healthy is one of the top 5 QBs in the league. He has the highest career completion percentage of any player in the history of the league. He can do it all – and he is a pocket passer who demonstrates a willingness to wait until plays take shape as they are designed. Ginn and players who get open quickly could make him much more effective in Miami.

Number 12: Kudos to the NFL…Bruce Smith, former standout of the Virginia Tech Hokies announces the Bills first round draft pick – RB, University of California, Marshawn Lynch. Great job. Great pick. Lynch is the real deal. He’s a power runner with attitude. He will deliver the smack down and wear defenses down late in games. I love this pick for the Bills. Nice to hear Keyshawn talk about Marshawn. Lynch is a two-footed runner/cutter. He runs with a low center of gravity, great balance, vision and acceleration. He does not go down on the first hit and has skills in the passing game. Lynch can cut off of either foot which means that defenders MUST break down before hitting him because he’s never going to be a straight line target – check the video. And when defenders break down to avoid getting juked, they are set up for his power runs and stiff arm. Lynch is a tough, tough runner who can do it all. Excellent job.

Big up to all the folks who’ve posted videos of draft candidates on YouTube.

Number 13…there he goes. Damn. Adam Carriker is going to the Rams. I like this guy. He’s a straight up baller or, as Mark Schlereth says, “He’s a football playin’ Jesse!” The Rams missed Grant Wistrom (also from the University of Nebraska) when he left to Seattle – and now they have drafted the second coming. Wistrom was a dominant end for the Rams. Carriker will be a nice replacement.

My boys (the Steelers) are getting ready to pick in a few – and I have no idea who the pick will be. New coach (Mike Timlin), but the same organizational leadership (Kevin Colbert)…

HUGE ROAR from the Crowd…possible trade between Jets and Panthers. Yep. The J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets are on the clock, clock, clock. That means the Jets are taking Darrelle Revis from Pittsburgh. Maybe Leon Hall. I’d rather see Hall in Pittsburgh. Here it comes…

With the 14th pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the New York Jets select Darrelle Revis…”New York, just like I pictured…skyscrapers and everything.”

With the 15th pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Pittsburgh Steelers select…(Here we go Steelers, here we go!!!!!) Linebacker, Florida State – Lawrence Timmons….A little short for my tastes, but he’s a baller…all Florida State linebackers are pretty damn good…Marvin Jones, Derrick Brooks, Ernie Sims, A.J. Nickerson, Kamerion Wimbley, etc. I like this pick. I’m wondering where Hall will go, though. Florida State turns out top notch defensive players every year. The Steelers have been drafting Florida State players regularly for a few years now – Safety, Chris Hope (loss to free agency), Corner, Bryant McFadden. The Steelers haven’t drafted a buster at linebacker in decades. [For you wise guys out there, Alonzo Jackson played DE and was a conversion project.] The odds of Timmons being a non-Pro Bowl performer are slim. Honestly, the only question is how many Pro Bowls he will play in – and how long he’ll wear the Black and Gold.

The good news with this pick is that the Steelers remain committed to the 3-4 defense. Dick LeBeau, the architect, is still there to frame the defense and match wits with offensive coordinators. The 3-4, I believe, is the key to beating Peyton Manning. The Colts have mastered the defensive tactics utilized by 4-3 teams. It is the uncertainty of the 3-4 attack which made the Colts vulnerable in prior years. The Colts are the team to beat – and so, the Steelers are positioning themselves to replace Joey Porter and continue the legacy. Hmm…a linebacker with the initials L.T.—

2007 NFL Draft – Running Commentary – Picks 6-10

LaRon Landry is going to the Redskins. I can’t say I’m happy about that – but it is what it is. As I said, Landry is my favorite player in this year’s draft – and here’s some video for you to get on the bandwagon.

Next up: Adrian Peterson. He is going to the Minnesota Vikings. Note to Chester Taylor: When you beg out of games because you are SORE, you are inviting your franchise to DRAFT a RUNNING BACK in the FIRST ROUND who will not beg of games because HE is SORE. Read that over and over again so that when your contract is renegotiated down, there will not be any hard feelings. Oh, get your ass BACK ON THE BENCH. You are not a lead back. Peterson can carry the load. The Vikings are positioning themselves to do some beautiful things next year, but this Brad Johnson thing is not going to work.

Number 8: Jamaal Anderson to the Atlanta Falcons. Not that Jamal Anderson…If this one turns out to be as good as that one, the Falcons have themselves a player. Anderson was a pleasure to watch at Arkansas. He blend of power and speed had offensive linemen on their heels for most of the season. (Note: Brady is waiting for Godot. Quinn is a good player. This may be embarrassing, but it should be motivational. Matt Leinart went 10th. He’s not better than Leinart.  Roethlisberger went 13th(?), he’s not better than Big Ben.  Heck, Marino went 27th. I don’t believe he’ll be getting picked any time soon though.) The John Abraham deal did not work out the way the Falcons anticipated. New York Jets players typically don’t make good retreads (Notable exception being Santana Moss – but he was less of a retread than a young player who had his first real opportunity to play outside of New York.) Anderson should be the real deal. Let’s hope he’s not the second coming of Aundray Bruce.

Number 9: It’s getting interesting. The Dolphins pull the first shocker of the draft by taking Ohio State wide receiver Ted Ginn. Ginn is an explosive offensive talent; a leading performer in an elite program; a proven winner; the son of a coach; and a threat to score anytime he touches the rock – so why am I shocked? Well, most of Ginn’s memorable plays were (to my recollection) on open field plays and on special teams. I don’t recall him being a route runner on par with Santonio Holmes or Anthony Gonzalez. Maybe Ginn was just wide open all the time because of his speed. I know he has the type of quickness that teams covet. He has that tight space elusiveness that made players like Peter Warrick so attractive – but Ginn’s top end speed puts him in the “measurable” class of players like Torry Holt (sans the polish). If the Dolphins did not already have Ronnie Brown and Chris Chambers, I wouldn’t like this pick. I think Ginn is going too high. I’d like to be wrong about this – but that’s the feeling right now. (Note: Brady is shocked and awed that he WILL NOT be playing for the Miami Dolphins. I’m a little behind – but Suzy Kolber (“I wanna kiss youuuuuu.”) just announced that the league expects Quinn to have a loooong wait and have invited him to wait in a PRIVATE room that is off limits to the public and media. Roethlisberger and Aaron Rodgers toughed it out. I hope Brady declines the room. The walk to the room has to be worse than waiting in public, doesn’t it?)

You know I had to kick the Joe-Suzy interview, right?

Number 10 = Number 19. Amobi Okoye is going to the Houston Texans. Okoye is a 19 year-old graduate of Louisville and will have a nice learning curve. What’s interesting about this pick is that if Okoye is not productive right away, a team can afford to wait. I like this pick.

2007 NFL Draft – Running Commentary – Top 5 picks + 1

The 2007 NFL Draft is on…live from Radio City Music Hall in New York City.

First on the clock – The Oakland Raiders. The pick: LSU quarterback, JaMarcus Russell. No surprises here. If I’m Randy Moss, I’m feeling pretty good. For the first time in a few years, he’ll have a quarterback who throws balls he can’t outrun. It’s a second shot at redemption for Moss since he blew up the Culpepper combination in Minnesota. Al Davis has what he wants. Still, I can see trouble on the horizon. The Raiders offense will have to have a balance of deep and short passes to keep defenses honest. Russell can’t take 7 step drops on every play and throw fly balls to Moss and Porter. Whichever player is lucky enough to run underneath routes for the Raiders next year could be going to the Pro Bowl. No player in the league will have more space to operate. Russell is a good fit for the Raiders. The key to his success, though, is the same as it is for other players. He will need pass protection, an effective running game, and a creative offensive package to maximize his effectiveness. Next on the clock: new Raider coach Lane Kiffin.

Calvin Johnson, the smile-free version, is picked at #2 by the Detroit Lions. Williams is the fourth receiver drafted by the Lions in recent years, following Charles Rogers (Michigan State), Roy “The Legend” Williams (Texas), and Mike Williams (USC). Based on his reaction, I believe he will be traded. I believe that decision is being made by upper-level management. Offensive Coordinator Mike Martz is probably lobbying hard to keep Calvin Johnson, even though he does not appear to be a classic Martz-type receiver. Martz prefers quick, route runners capable of getting separation on crossing routes, and running his favorite route – the deep dig (15-20 yards straight upfield, horizontal cross to the middle: in front of the safeties and behind the linebackers). Johnson can do many things well. That is probably not the best use of his talent. We’ll see if he is traded to the Buccaneers or if he remains a Lion.

Joe Thomas, LT Wisconsin, is scooped up by the Cleveland Browns with the 3rd pick. Thomas is a sound technician and the Browns could be compiling a formidable left side of an offensive line. The key to the Browns success, however, is the healthy return of former Ohio State star LeCharles Bentley at center. Bentley is the anchor of the Browns line, and Thomas is an excellent addition. ESPN posted a graphic on tackles drafted in the first round. From 1995 to 1997, the draftees were Tony Boselli (USC), Jonathan Ogden (UCLA) and Orlando Pace (Ohio State). I don’t believe Thomas is in that class, but he should be good for a long time. There are some concerns about his strength. He’ll need that against the likes of Aaron Smith (Pittsburgh) and Justin Smith (Cincinnati), but his strength is in diagnosis and quickness. He’ll need that against Terrell Suggs and the rest of the Ravens. Maybe Thomas can get the Browns to “Jump up, Jump up and Get Down!” at the end of the third quarter.

House of Pain video

A lot of mock drafts had Adrian Peterson going to the Browns. If you think about the Browns and Romeo Crennel, though, it’s not surprising that they went for a technician on the O-line. Crennel has Super Bowl rings (emphasis on the plural) that were won by teams without dominant running backs, but teams with power running games. It is important to be able to run with power; to get first downs late; and to run clock especially in inclement weather. It is not as important to have that elite running back. The league rushing champion has not played for a Super Bowl champion in years. The Cleveland pick fits with Crennel’s value system.

The Buccaneers take Clemson lineman Gaines Adams. I know they expect Adams to be an impact player right away. We’ll see. Adams was very productive in his games against ACC competition. (Side note: Brady Quinn looks sad. Dropping, dropping, dropping. Sad, sad, sad. He may be losing a bit of money today, but he’ll have ample opportunity to make it up.) I’m not totally sold on Adams, but I trust that Monte Kiffin knows exactly what the hell he is doing. Solid, safe pick for the Bucs. He could still be traded to the Lions and former Buc coach Rod Marinelli. They are probably negotiating for the Bucs 2nd round picks right now. Time will reveal.

Pick #5: Levi Brown, OT, Penn State to the Arizona Cardinals. No news here. Brown has to come in and dominate. He must win the position, protect Leinart and open holes for Edgerrin James. He will have excellent coaching from Russ Grimm, former O-line coach of the Steelers. If the Cardinals miss on this pick, the consequences will endure for years. Gotta get this right.

My favorite player in this year’s draft is probably going to the Washington Foreskins: LSU safety LaRon Landry! Damn. Can’t stand that team – but I cannot WAIT for the carnage that will be left by Landry and Sean Taylor when some quarterback hangs a receiver out to dry. LIGHTS OUT!!!!

Exhibit A: LaRon Landry standing over some cat that didn’t get the memo.

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Exhibit B: Sean Taylor doing what Sean Taylor does (when he’s not getting in trouble with the po-po).

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If you go over the middle against Washington, that’s your ass.

April 27, 2007

NFL Player Watch – A look back

I couldn’t resist taking this look back at my old blog and some players that I really liked last year at the collegiate level. The first player on my list won Rookie of the Year (DeMeco Ryans). The second player is expected to be the number one overall draft pick, and the third player may be better than all of them when the final tally is made.

More than a baller JaMarcus Russell.

Keep Your Shirt On!! Adrian Peterson.

These two men have interesting back-stories that are worthy of further comment. And these stories are certain to be explored through the next two days of the 2007 NFL Draft. I certainly wish these gentlemen the best. They have the capacity good for themselves, their families and friends, and the communities from which they hail. I hope they seize the opportunity before them, master this complex game – and then transcend it to manifest a larger mission.

That would be a beautiful thing.

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